"What Up Lil' Piegon-Toed"

Alright. Can someone tell me what is wrong with this dialogue?

Anonymous Black MU Worker: What chu doin lil' pigeon toed?'
Me: What?
ABMUW: I said, what chu doin lil pigeon toed? You pigeon-toed just like me.
Me: Shut up.

I walk off and get my food and as I am exiting...

ABMUW: Where you from lil' pigeon-toed?
Me: Chicago. You do know I have a name.
ABMUW: Aiight.

And I walk off.

Now, since when did being called out on being pigeon-toed by a complete stranger become a modern day way of flirting? No, I don't get a "hey beautiful" or a simple "hey". I get a "what up lil pigeon-toed". It would have been wrong had I said "What up big ugly". I would have clearly been in the wrong, right?

Word of advice to the brave and outright stupid:

If you don't have anything nice to say, do not sit around wondering why you're 30 and still single.